Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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