I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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