oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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