This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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