remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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