It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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