Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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