And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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