Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Panties = found
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