She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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