Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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