she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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