We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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