That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
