She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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