I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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