But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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