i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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