I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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