It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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