My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I think your dad took our porno
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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