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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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