Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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