we're blogging at a bar
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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