You made me cry and you don't even care
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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