angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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