Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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