Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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