yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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