lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
God I need to hump something, right now.
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