How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
its not stalking. its research.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
