i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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