You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I think my moral compass just broke
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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