wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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