Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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