Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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