so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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