my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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