haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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