So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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