I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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