Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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