Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
This is my gift to your gina
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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