i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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