Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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