Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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