Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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