I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
