His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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