quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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