so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I fill condoms, not promises.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm both gender and math confused
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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