I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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