if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Randomize
