Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I need water and some morals
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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