Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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