Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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